I Probably Hate You.

You loving it?

So the ultra famous queen of all nothing is still blahahahahaging and it's kinda sad. Seriously, when you are famous for taking it in the ass and your "fans" are made up of dudes over 65 and socially-retarded-gay-men-who-can't-get-laid-without-a-credit-card-and-a-computer then you should really just shut up about your "fame".  It makes you sound crazier then when you actually say crazy shit like "I'm going to kill my ex."

Anyways, I am going to help Air-ic Roids answer some of his readers:

Hey Air-ic How can I become a totall delluded idiot?

Well, um, duh.....duh....Kathy Griffin kissed me.

Hey, Air-ic how can I transfer my face into a horse's head?

Um, duh....HGH!

Hey, Air-ic you are not famous!?

YES I AM....do you know who i think i am?!?!

Not gonna link or promote his blog...you can scroll down for the link

I'm obsessd!

Ok So Erik has completely got me hooked .  I don't think I  have ever blogged three times in one day, let alone three times about the same person. But Erik, my special pathetic inflated Erik, you know exactly how to whined me up and get me going.

He spends his whole day crying and complaing about how pathetic his life is ( which of course i agree) in a public forum and then when the losers who read and follow his shit comment and show him support his bipolar emotionally unstable ass goes off on them, to just leave him alone ala Chris Crocker. 

Him and Britney seriously have so much in common.  They are both SO famous and absolutely loaded and wherever they go they can't get away from the papapparzi....in case you are reading or better yet, having this read to you that was all irony.  You are not famous, important or rich....get it?!

Here are some LowLights of Erik's latest entry:

"I have been overwhelmed by all the responses and comments sent to my Myspace page ( I have a feeling tying your shoes and running out of Meth overwhelms you as much) but i am annoyed with all the guys who think that this is the perfect opportunity to ask me out ( Well when you are on manhunt and make porn films you are an easy fuck, just saying.)."

"I feel like in my situation, I always find that guy who think they can fix me . Like somehow my boyfriend has figured out the puzzle that is me ( Ok if this dudes a puzzle it's probably something as complex as this :

"and if i listen to him its gonna be all sunshine and happy days from then on. I don't believe it."

Please Erik, for the sake of you and me, don't change?  Don't chang one bit?  Your miserable pathetic existance has inspired me.  You are my new Muse.  I love how tragic you are!

Poor little dick.

I am only blogging this week cause i had two surgeries last Friday and I am bored out of my mind.  There are only so many tricks i can have my house cleaner do before I get bored.  That being said there is no reason for Joe my shitface to have a blog meeting about banning me again...it's ok joe...its all you gurl.

Anyways, I would like to pay my respects to richard since he got fired from his gig with aol( which i never even heard of) and apparently has been blogging for three months now with barely any interest from readers. I feel bad cause knowing Richard blogging is all he has in life and no one is interested anymore. He still posts lame pics of nude boys stolen off other websites or found using a basic googles search. I am so grateful to have stopped blogging and found a higher power so I can now avoid Richard's fate. Thanks Richard for being the poster of child of Access Blogging.

This vicadins for you...as prescribed of course!

Why is Tony Such A Douche.

I didn't write that but that's what someone just emailed me wondering why is genex so dreadfully boring.  I don't mind Tony one bit, but then again that doesn't take away from the fact he is about as interesting as paint drying, which is something else I don't mind.

Here's the post that caused my fan to email me:

Last night's BLOWOFF bash at the Highline Ballroom lived up to the hype, in my opinion atleast. As Duane and I were joking, all the bearigencia were there. Or bearati as he liked to say. Translation, a very fun, friendly and sexy crowd that ultimately was there for the music. Morel and Mould threw out some really great tracks, including a few from Justice, Bronski Beat, the Killers, Junior Boys, New Order, etc. It was amazing to hear this kind of music in a gay setting. The video projections were completely wild as well. I got to talk to Bob and it sounds like the next party will be in December. Until then, they play at the 9:30 club in DC once a month.

I don't even know what the fuck he is talking about cause I honestly couldn't read it cause I was to busy with something way more interesting...what you ask??.... a colonic obviously.