I Probably Hate You.

What Happened to my GOOLZ?

GOOLZ used to be so much fun to make fun of, but now it's not even worth it. What happened to you gurls?

Seemz like they don't know what happened either. Blogging is already boring me again....I kidd, but seriously GOOLZ what happened to your cuntiness?  If only you could write like how you looked!!!....your blog would be tragically cunty!

Photoshop ME!

Its nice you care but please use a currnet pic so I dont wanna kill myself.

I have just become aware that this blog is popular on a bunch of the porn news websites ( lets all brag about that). Being an extremely (insecure) vain person(duetche bag), i am annoyed beyond belief they are using some busted pics of me from years ago that were taken from the movie "The Driver" (LOL i can't edit that sentence i just picture him stomping around in stilletos saying harumph!). I can express to you more how i am embarrassed every single time i see these pics( NOT embarssed cause I did porn but embaressed i did porn pre-juicing!). So, please, if your gonna talk about this blog and my miserable life(then you are equally pathetic), please help me with my insecurities an use a current pic like the one above. Fuck (me?!)!

Thanks,
Erik (Twaitca Simpson former drag pre-porn/juicee name)

I'll be writing more later tonight. Stay Tuned( Sure I wont!).

Ovah It.

Bug throws shade like no other....gotta heart it.

Hate Inauguration.

I can't help and look at this picture and wonder why can't he be jumping off a cliff rather than a boat?

And be honored Josh Fug ....I chose you to to be my first bitch.