A LETTER FROM A CONCERNED CITIZEN

Dear Erik Rhodes,

Quit playing "hide the salami" with your suicide. Go pick up Britney and drive off a gorge. I can't take any more of this abuse from either of you bloated whores.

Happy V-day, twats.

Comments

[J James]

Yeah...his whole blog is a little over the top.

He either needs serious help or is a melodramatic queen. Maybe both.

so agreed.

[Ashley St. Ives]

Britney's not a good partner for that kind of mission. She's so fat that she'd cushion your fall. Better to pick an Olsen twin. The dumb one with the masseuse.

[okay]

This blog isn't funny anymore. Erik Rhodes' blog isn't that funny to make fun of. please please please go back to attacking other subjects. There are so many ripe for the picking: josh & josh, bill in exile, and a ton of others.

[Jake]

I totally agree with "okay". Bill in Exile is a perfect target for all of your hate (it certainly gets mine). This douchebag tells TALL tales about his "amazing" sexual conquests/ life as a PWA former crackwhore, and all these fags sit around licking his balls like he's some kind of gay messiah. LAME.

[J.T.T.]

I like how Scott at the Bill in Exile site thinks his lifetime as a druggy allows him to become a political pundit. And the dopes over there act like he's a Nobel Prize winner. He's one of those creepy Southern self-hating Caucasians too. All around..yuk.

As long as you're taking requests, might I suggest a good hard look again at genex.typepad.com. That slope-headed mouthbreather has a small army of clueless faggots in the midwest thinking he represents the best that New York has to offer.

His current series on 'life and love' or somesuch nonsense is particularly rage inducing.

Check out the latest Bill in Exile posts. The guy gets to shoot backstage at a porn movie, and *boom* thinks he's Diane Fossey doing "Gorillas In The Mist".

Bill is a twat

[J.T.T.]

I came across a scott (from bill in exile) response to someone on another blog where he signed off with "toodles". That, coupled with the image he likes to put on as the epitome of manliness, makes me sure he has a voice like that Sheriff John Bunnell.

[Dennis]

And he really needs to lose that fucking hat already.

"Hey Mary, you're not in the service anymore and you look like a tool!"

[Judi]

Oddly enough Erik made the Bill in Exile blog.

[Mikey]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE we have to band together to take Bill in Exile down. He's such a douche, and he thinks that porn connections and drugged up fags are worthy of constantly name dropping. Does he not get that aging, AIDSy, burnt-out, pervert, homo is only cool to other aging, AIDsy, burnt-out, pervert homos. And the political shit......like he has some kind of deep political and moral insight. He was a fucking hooker.....AND he moderates his comments which proves he has no balls.

[Mikey]

LMFAO. The hat. He looks like a tool. Next to those porn dudes he looks like grandpa, and then with the hat he just looks like an ass. Not the rough, sexy, marine look he was going for I'm sure.

I think you have o be alive in order to be aware that you are a total aidsy loser.

[Steve]

Hey, let's all make fun of someone for having a disease! A disease he caught before people even knew what it was or how to stop it!

[JTT]

You're right, Steve. So, ASIDE from the health thing, Scott is a hicky, wannabe-politician/gay icon, druggy, black-ass-kissing, john bunnel-voiced, self-hating pretentious twat with an ex-Civil Rights worker father who sounds even more pathetic than he is.

[Mikey]

OMG Steve..chill out. The dude's a douche poz or not. Rocco's readers get it.

[JTT]

The dude NEEDS a douche, poz or not.

[chicagoedge]

Erik needs help and is an oversexed idiot druggie that is the stereotypical faggot. Scott at least voices his ideas (although he does name drop too much).

[Ashley St. Ives]

Scott's crime is that he gets into nasty arguments with posters in the comments section, and then when he is losing the argument (as he always does) he bans the poster from responding any more to him with the hugely annoying:

"Thanks for playing though. Buh bye."

Of course his witless sycophants just lap it up.

Me, I think Scott planted the drugs on Bill. We should get Dateline NBC on the case.

[Judi]

LOL, thanks Ashley--I'm the "offending" J in question.

He fails to see that he writes idiot things such as declaring (to his father of all people) that he'd vote for Obama because of the way he points his finger.

:::shaking head:::

I wonder why Bill really doesn't care to take part in his blog...

[JTT]

Yes, St. Ives, he probably planted the drugs on Bill, but was probably too stoned to remember. That's if Bill exists, and isn't Scott's imaginary con friend.

[MJ]

Oh man! There are so many reasons to hate that douchey Scott from Bill In Exile. How about his profile saying he's a "New York City boy" after he's already made us suffer through his accounts of proudly being a downsouth In the Heat Of the Night redneck and working with his father for some douchey civil rights black baptist church? What will he be next month? A Canadian Mountie? At least he'll get to wear a new hat.

[Mikey]

MJ and others,
What's next for our buddy Scott is a washed out pic of him and "pops" in front of a Rolls Royce. Scott's trying to show us how awesome his life is again. Such a fake-ass douche. He plays all rough and redneck one minute, then rich bitch the next. The sad thing is he's just an old, washed-up faggot. Lame.