Photoshop ME!
Its nice you care but please use a currnet pic so I dont wanna kill myself.
I have just become aware that this blog is popular on a bunch of the porn news websites ( lets all brag about that). Being an extremely (insecure) vain person(duetche bag), i am annoyed beyond belief they are using some busted pics of me from years ago that were taken from the movie "The Driver" (LOL i can't edit that sentence i just picture him stomping around in stilletos saying harumph!). I can express to you more how i am embarrassed every single time i see these pics( NOT embarssed cause I did porn but embaressed i did porn pre-juicing!). So, please, if your gonna talk about this blog and my miserable life(then you are equally pathetic), please help me with my insecurities an use a current pic like the one above. Fuck (me?!)!
Thanks,
Erik (Twaitca Simpson former drag pre-porn/juicee name)
I'll be writing more later tonight. Stay Tuned( Sure I wont!).


FIRST!!!
Posted by:Titsley LeMieux | January 16, 2008 at 01:42 PM
um why are u actually funny?
Posted by: | January 16, 2008 at 01:48 PM
That's great
Posted by: | January 16, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Hey Rock..Nice profile photo...
But, I still don't understand when they said something about you looking like a chinese phonebook..
XOXO
Posted by:Mike @ MAO | January 22, 2008 at 02:52 PM
a duetche bag? man, yo! a douche bag is like a mini turkey baster that chicks use to clean their cooter.
not some some german fashion item.
Posted by:gj | February 18, 2008 at 08:01 AM