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I'm obsessd!

Ok So Erik has completely got me hooked .  I don't think I  have ever blogged three times in one day, let alone three times about the same person. But Erik, my special pathetic inflated Erik, you know exactly how to whined me up and get me going.

He spends his whole day crying and complaing about how pathetic his life is ( which of course i agree) in a public forum and then when the losers who read and follow his shit comment and show him support his bipolar emotionally unstable ass goes off on them, to just leave him alone ala Chris Crocker. 

Him and Britney seriously have so much in common.  They are both SO famous and absolutely loaded and wherever they go they can't get away from the papapparzi....in case you are reading or better yet, having this read to you that was all irony.  You are not famous, important or rich....get it?!

Here are some LowLights of Erik's latest entry:

"I have been overwhelmed by all the responses and comments sent to my Myspace page ( I have a feeling tying your shoes and running out of Meth overwhelms you as much) but i am annoyed with all the guys who think that this is the perfect opportunity to ask me out ( Well when you are on manhunt and make porn films you are an easy fuck, just saying.)."

"I feel like in my situation, I always find that guy who think they can fix me . Like somehow my boyfriend has figured out the puzzle that is me ( Ok if this dudes a puzzle it's probably something as complex as this :

Froggie_puzzle_easy01

"and if i listen to him its gonna be all sunshine and happy days from then on. I don't believe it."

Please Erik, for the sake of you and me, don't change?  Don't chang one bit?  Your miserable pathetic existance has inspired me.  You are my new Muse.  I love how tragic you are!

Comments

You had mentioned that Nick had introduced us at some point maybe when you see me out now you'll have the balls to introduce yourself, since you are so obcessed?

xoxox,
Erik

I think that puzzle might be a little too complexed for Erik!

two things i love:

1. neither of you can spell "obsessed"
2. erik has been denied the brain capacity to, like, scroll down a post or two and see two pics of you.

Proof positive (wink wink) that steroids fucks up your face. And your spelling. HAHAHA

Rocco is fucking back kids, and not a moment too soon.

Dear Erik,

You are so right. Shh there, there. Everything will be fine.

Sounds like your meth riddled mom?
Feel better? you see I can be nice!

I can picture Erik trying to figure out that puzzle right now with his tongue hanging out of his mouth and his forehead all crinkled.

she's a mess. Ever see her facial expressions while she takes cock??

Rocco,

You are hotter, smarter, richer and more famous than him. So why pick on him? He is a glorified glory hole, pray for him.

Love,

Fan #1

I love how Erik is justifying every poor decision he has ever made in his life on his pathetic blog.

He thinks he is a celebrity and nobody even knows him other than people who cant get laid and watch porn all day.

His commenters ar so fucking ugly too and they are constaly playing into his inflated ego.

I feel bad for him. He hasnt accomplished anything other than being a complete cumwhole. He has no money, no career and no education. The kid is sad and pathetic.

Rocco leave him alone cause he doesnt even get your humor nor is he worth your time. The kid is a mess. So broken and so pathetic

I can't believe Erik xoxoxox'd you. I bet he wants to sleep with you.

Check out the f'er lazy eye - which way is he looking - no one knows!!!!!!

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