GOD LAUGHS, I CRY.

Tucker: i didnt know Erik was such a bottom

what a waste of a man body

too bad he's like the vanilla ice of porn

ninja ninja RAP

Mersa: hahaha

u should write that

Tucker: its like the story of my life

i see a dude who's built like a brick shithouse

and then find out that a boot up the ass gets him going

no fair

or worse, he's versatile

disgusting

Mersa: whens the last time u topped?

Tucker: hahahahaha when i was 18

Mersa: i can picture u and a friend topping for shits and giggles

how old was the other dude?

Tucker: felt like my peen was being strangled

30

he was a marine

Mersa: hahah now thats funny

was he a big girl?

Tucker: he was a big girl

Mersa: hahaha

ur like take it BETCH!

TAKE IT!

Tucker: no i was like, "my peen is in shitsville"

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haha