I Probably Hate You.

A LETTER FROM A CONCERNED CITIZEN

Dear Erik Rhodes,

Quit playing "hide the salami" with your suicide. Go pick up Britney and drive off a gorge. I can't take any more of this abuse from either of you bloated whores.

Happy V-day, twats.

You loving it?

So the ultra famous queen of all nothing is still blahahahahaging and it's kinda sad. Seriously, when you are famous for taking it in the ass and your "fans" are made up of dudes over 65 and socially-retarded-gay-men-who-can't-get-laid-without-a-credit-card-and-a-computer then you should really just shut up about your "fame".  It makes you sound crazier then when you actually say crazy shit like "I'm going to kill my ex."

Anyways, I am going to help Air-ic Roids answer some of his readers:

Hey Air-ic How can I become a totall delluded idiot?

Well, um, duh.....duh....Kathy Griffin kissed me.

Hey, Air-ic how can I transfer my face into a horse's head?

Um, duh....HGH!

Hey, Air-ic you are not famous!?

YES I AM....do you know who i think i am?!?!

Not gonna link or promote his blog...you can scroll down for the link

GOD LAUGHS, I CRY.

Tucker: i didnt know Erik was such a bottom

what a waste of a man body

too bad he's like the vanilla ice of porn

ninja ninja RAP

Mersa: hahaha

u should write that

Tucker: its like the story of my life

i see a dude who's built like a brick shithouse

and then find out that a boot up the ass gets him going

no fair

or worse, he's versatile

disgusting

Mersa: whens the last time u topped?

Tucker: hahahahaha when i was 18

Mersa: i can picture u and a friend topping for shits and giggles

how old was the other dude?

Tucker: felt like my peen was being strangled

30

he was a marine

Mersa: hahah now thats funny

was he a big girl?

Tucker: he was a big girl

Mersa: hahaha

ur like take it BETCH!

TAKE IT!

Tucker: no i was like, "my peen is in shitsville"

RIGHT?

9:13 AM Mersa: hey tucker!

  thats such a hee haw name

9:14 AM Thomas tucker: not like Rocco,

which just drips of "olive oil

  and back hair"

Mersa: ew

  lol

  u r meaner than me

Anonymous

OK, Erik I know you are not the brightest, but I am also certain you are not th dullest either and that you are smart enough to know that anonymous means any of the following:

1. Having an unknown or unacknowledged name: an anonymous author.
2. Having an unknown or withheld authorship or agency: an anonymous letter; an anonymous phone call.
3. Having no distinctive character or recognition factor

But the fact that you wrote about attending an Anonymous 12 step program and bashing it when  it is there to save sick people like me and yourself (your words not mine) thats fucked.  As i have been part of a 12 step program that has kept me sober for nearly 2 years now, I know they can and do work. I have never once had to join a religion, forced to fuck god in order to be healed or agree with anyone at meetings.

When I first started attending them I could barely see straight and sit still. My first 90 days I was manic and usually wanted to stab someone or something in the throat. I was not happy, joyous nor free, but everyday I was getting better. I even got rid of this hate fueld blog for a long time, did ya miss me?

Now I am so not perfect, but I do have a power of my understanding, strong healthy relationships, my bf and I were able to get rid of the negative influences in our lives, I am able to pray and hell even meditate for a few minutes which is tremendous growth for a total dick like me. There are even times when if a lady steps on my new Jordans and I want to scream cunt at her, but rather i say excuse me with a twitchy smile. Once, some guy got into a fist fight with me and I didn't even throw one punch I just took it with a smile and laughed til he was tired. I am not perfect, but the point is I am better.

And speaking of not perfect I will now make fun of you:

"Well, unaware of the program (obviously, since you are still a self absorbed selfish twat), i happened to be starting my "recovery" of a 12 step program on the 11th step. yay, almost done( holy shit i have been in a 12 step program for 2 years and i am only on the 5th step. Already on step 11!!!! You are a GOD dumb dumb right?), The 11th step dealing with God and meditation.Kill me now( not gonna touch this. She is too unstable to joke about this). In my head, i fought myself, "where do i draw the line"? This fucking piss smell, the god mumbo jumbo. I was in my own personal hell( you were in your own hell prior to the meeting sweetie...I mean meth, David Barton and porn...oh is that gay men heaven? It's hell to me lady). But i stuck it out. but i sware, i refuse to let this program force feed me belief in bullshit that i flat out refuse to believe in. ( no program is set up to force feed you anything or change your "beliefs" but rather your actions and how you deal with problems, So have skittle dumb dumb and relax it will start to work)"

IT gets way better or tragic depending on who's side you are on:

"One guy in particular i couldn't help giving him the finger behind the back of another member( ok ok I admit I have done this SOOO many times in meetings and even worse shit. So two snaps that was funnay dumb dumb) as he talked about how he was semi-famous and that leading a life in the eye of the public was hard when sexual addiction was being mentioned in the news( um are you sure you didn't have an outer body experience and just realize how stupid you sound dumb dumb...in your case it's more like rarely famous). Maybe i was in the wrong room after all, maybe you had to be delusional also to be in this group( if delusional is a step you could totally skip it and move to the next one cause you HAVE that one down cray cray)? I just chalked it up to another fags leading out a fantasy life in his head like so many fags do( ok seriously. He is talking about himself right?). "

"I was also asked to go to another, "beginners" meeting tomorrow night. If i go, i will honestly impress myself. Friday night... Jesus, why don't they just castrate me. Fucking Bastards. Well see, maybe if i go enough the brainwashing will kick in and i wont need that lobotomy after all."

All jokes a side, dude just fucking go and shut up and listen and stick with the people who have time.  Get rid of the ego and show a little humility wheen you are there it will do wonders.  All of your anger is just killing yourself.

This is probably my last Erik Rhodes post, but I had to address someone making fun of my 12 steps....you know how I step betch!

It works if you work it!

What Happened to my GOOLZ?

GOOLZ used to be so much fun to make fun of, but now it's not even worth it. What happened to you gurls?

Seemz like they don't know what happened either. Blogging is already boring me again....I kidd, but seriously GOOLZ what happened to your cuntiness?  If only you could write like how you looked!!!....your blog would be tragically cunty!

Queen of the Day

So since I reopened my blog for this week and most likely this week only I have found the perfect Muse: Erik. And an even better Muse, his commenter's!!!  They are insane and Tristastic looking.  They encourage and support everyone of his..err...original? ideas.  They kinda remind me of Britney Spear's assistants. I mean seriously Erik just cause you have people validating your feelings doesn't mean you are right, just look at the source it's coming from.  I am being sincere when I say seek help.

I am being very unsincere when i say :

But my fave of all is Shane! Who will comment not only on Erik's post but also on the commenter's comments!!! I love it! And he is equally good looking as a staph infection on my inner thigh after i go for a jog in tight spandex...hawt right?

Very masculine pose girl....anyway here is a clip of her quote...live and love gurls:

" DUDE (as masc as his pic of course).. the fact you come on here BRAGGING about your supposed millions and Erik begging you for ANYTHING,which I highly doubt, just shows what a pathetic fucking loser you are ( I don't see how but ok). This man has feelings and expresses them in his blogs which apparently you stalk ( the fact that he expresses his feelings through a blog then gets mad when people comment on it is why i point it out not stalk. I am too ADD to devote myself to anyone topic for to long of a period of time). If he is of NO interest to you and you think so porrly of him move the fuck on( I am an addict. I harbor resentments). Damn... and BTW your blog is OH SO CLASSY(um i think u have been reading the wrong blog) in the wording. I believe Perez Hilton is MUCH classier. fucking loser (oh you do know me!)..."

Oh and you spell Obsess..Obcess kinda like you've had one too many abscess from steroid needle injections. I totally can relate girl.

I'm obsessd!

Ok So Erik has completely got me hooked .  I don't think I  have ever blogged three times in one day, let alone three times about the same person. But Erik, my special pathetic inflated Erik, you know exactly how to whined me up and get me going.

He spends his whole day crying and complaing about how pathetic his life is ( which of course i agree) in a public forum and then when the losers who read and follow his shit comment and show him support his bipolar emotionally unstable ass goes off on them, to just leave him alone ala Chris Crocker. 

Him and Britney seriously have so much in common.  They are both SO famous and absolutely loaded and wherever they go they can't get away from the papapparzi....in case you are reading or better yet, having this read to you that was all irony.  You are not famous, important or rich....get it?!

Here are some LowLights of Erik's latest entry:

"I have been overwhelmed by all the responses and comments sent to my Myspace page ( I have a feeling tying your shoes and running out of Meth overwhelms you as much) but i am annoyed with all the guys who think that this is the perfect opportunity to ask me out ( Well when you are on manhunt and make porn films you are an easy fuck, just saying.)."

"I feel like in my situation, I always find that guy who think they can fix me . Like somehow my boyfriend has figured out the puzzle that is me ( Ok if this dudes a puzzle it's probably something as complex as this :

"and if i listen to him its gonna be all sunshine and happy days from then on. I don't believe it."

Please Erik, for the sake of you and me, don't change?  Don't chang one bit?  Your miserable pathetic existance has inspired me.  You are my new Muse.  I love how tragic you are!

Shut Up!

Are the rumors true? Is everyone's favorite cunt to hate (under 200 pounds) really moving to nyc?  If so Joshua and Joshua best run for cover!

Oh and speaking of Trisha and Tragic...aka Joke and Joke. Isn't it brilliantly hillarious Fuckua H thinks Christian from Project runway is so famous.  Famous enough to smile like a fucking retard and then post this picture of them together.

And next time you see me out stop staring at me josh, it's very sad!  I'm kidding obviously.

Photoshop ME!

Its nice you care but please use a currnet pic so I dont wanna kill myself.

I have just become aware that this blog is popular on a bunch of the porn news websites ( lets all brag about that). Being an extremely (insecure) vain person(duetche bag), i am annoyed beyond belief they are using some busted pics of me from years ago that were taken from the movie "The Driver" (LOL i can't edit that sentence i just picture him stomping around in stilletos saying harumph!). I can express to you more how i am embarrassed every single time i see these pics( NOT embarssed cause I did porn but embaressed i did porn pre-juicing!). So, please, if your gonna talk about this blog and my miserable life(then you are equally pathetic), please help me with my insecurities an use a current pic like the one above. Fuck (me?!)!

Thanks,
Erik (Twaitca Simpson former drag pre-porn/juicee name)

I'll be writing more later tonight. Stay Tuned( Sure I wont!).